The seldom scene and wondrous Emo Flash. Like a unicorn, only with maudlin.

The Metaflash shot. These kids and their Roland Barthes today. They start so young.

The Sexy comes in many packages. Do not judge unless you've walked a mile in her gossamer nightie.

When you love red lipstick so much that it extends to uses beyond lips, please to be then be making the universal kiss face, so we are sure to understand.

Cornfed.

Your yellow date stamp totally clashes with your pink walls. I mean please.

The sassy elevator face. Sure to give you a lift.

That wallpaper would drive me to drink too. Also to get a henna tattoo.

Posing with my boyfriend, who is studying to be an amorphous ball of ectoplasm.

Two words: Windex.

Arm bands with obscure symbols. What could possibly go wrong.

Enthusiasm is never a bad thing.